69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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