Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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