is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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