i don't like sucking hair
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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