So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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