Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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