I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's shark week go big or go home
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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