I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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