hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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