That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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