I bet he comes in French.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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