Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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