Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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