I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Two words: nipple clamps
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