If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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