I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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