I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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