i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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