Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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