How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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