So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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