Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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