why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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