her vagine was all disorganized.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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