Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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