I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So. Much. Porn.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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