Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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