i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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