I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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