I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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