I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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