Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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