i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
