Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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