whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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