You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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