She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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