Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
