the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
tell me about the fingering
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