drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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