so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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