Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize