Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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