His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
