I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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