I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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