We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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