Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize