Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
