I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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