I heard we made out
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
BRING THE BAGELS
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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