ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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