i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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