I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
